God Fed Up with Republicans, Changes Parties
Blames Republicans for World's Woes
In an expletive loaded speech today at the annual meeting of the Hell's Angels, God angrily blamed Republicans for most of the world's woes. "These guys are really screwing up the planet. When I created them, I must have been on drunk with power or something. I mean the stuff they're doing is idiotic," he said.
In an expletive loaded speech today at the annual meeting of the Hell's Angels, God angrily blamed Republicans for most of the world's woes. "These guys are really screwing up the planet. When I created them, I must have been on drunk with power or something. I mean the stuff they're doing is idiotic," he said.
More Problems Ahead
The Hell's Angels annual meeting is normally closed to outsiders because of the security risk but for the first time a select number of presidential pool reporters including Foxx News were allowed to observe. The translation of celestial latin is provided by God's son Jesus.
The Hell's Angels annual meeting is normally closed to outsiders because of the security risk but for the first time a select number of presidential pool reporters including Foxx News were allowed to observe. The translation of celestial latin is provided by God's son Jesus.
Plans on Heavenly Intervention to Fix Things
"I'm telling you, it's so screwed up right now. With idiots like Dumsfeld and Chainee running the place, I'm going to have to send my son Jesus down there to fix things. Of course these wackos will think it's either the 'second coming' or Armageddon. Hell that was a better movie than the stuff these guys are doing. What complete heck is up with Iraq, Iran, North Korea, Osama Bin Forgotten, Katrina, Hugo Chavez. How can one group screw up so many things?" he asked.
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