TERROR ATTACKS, Bush Watches on Foxx TV
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Repeated terrorist attacks continued in Great Britain today with a successful third bombing in Glasgow, Scotland. Yesterday, in two separate incidents, cars were found with explosive devices and projectiles. Given the crudity of the devices, it is assumed not to be attacks by al Queda.
Bush Wins Fishing Competition
President Bush, vacationing in Kennebunkport, ME, is monitoring the events by Blackberry and TV news while he fishes, goes to church, and plans a wife swap for tonight. Bush 43, took the fishing competition by landing a 6 ounce Chilean Sea Bass. He attended services this morning at Our Lady of Perpetual Motion.
Wife Swap Planned
Tonight, the Bushes plan a wife swap. "I watched that show on Foxx with Laura and we thought it would be fun to swap with Mom and Dad," the President bellowed from a boat. "I think it will be cool to sleep again with Mom." Barbara bush denied any Oedipal issues with Bush 43. "He's just stupid. What can I say? You guys are the ones who elected him. Can you believe he's fishing and thinking about wife swapping when London and Glasgow are having bombing attacks?"
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