Paris Sets Record
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Two Day Marathon Longest
It seems that Paris Hilton has skills other than her much admired lingual talents. She has now set a record for the most number of days spent in jail by a Hollywood do nothing.
By completing her second night in lock down at Century Regional Detention Facility, she brought the total number of nights in jail she has served to 2. According to Ms. Hilton though that is actually equivalent to 2 days*. This means she has broken records held by Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love. The previous record holders were unavailable for comment.
Hilton also reportedly complained to guards that she had left her pet crabs at home. In a new program, inmates are allowed to bring "pets" into the facility as long as they are not disruptive. The program is designed to decrease the number of girl on girl contests. Other female inmates had offered to lend her theirs or to at least help her find them. Instead, one of the correctional facility personnel had some and he was able to provide Ms. Hilton with a supply.
*According to Ms. Hilton, when you are sentenced to 30 days, it means just that; 30 "days" not 30 days and 30 "nights". So if you spend either one you get interchangeable credit, i.e. one "day" equals one "night". Using this formula, Robert Downey, Jr., the men's record holder would have spent 61 days and 60 nights for a total time served of 121 "day" equivalents. Ms. Hilton is blonde.
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