Hamas Takes Gaza; Millions Flee
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The radical Islamic group Hamas, who had been elected to the role of ruling party in Gaza and the West Bank, took over Gaza sending millions fleeing into Israel and the West Bank. Israeli forces tried, unsuccessfully, to stem the onslaught over the last four days. According to General Shonevitz, "this is the worst movement into Israel since the great flood."
Secretary of State Condolences Rice said, 
"See. This is what we told you would happen. This is the first domino to fall. Next is Iraq and then Iran." There appeared to be confusion in the White House as damage control was in full swing.
"What the Secretary meant to say was that if Israel took over Gaza and the West Bank, then it would be the first domino to fall or stand back up I mean. You see we've been using the reverse Domino effect in the Middle East where Dominoes stand back up after being knocked down. The secretary just got confused is all."
The domino effect was first tried as an explanation of White House Tom Foolery in the early 1960's to explain the US presence in the Vietnam War. It has now been largely discredited as a propaganda tool. The theory held that if one unstable state in a region fell, all the other unstable governments would fall.
"This is why we went into Iran, I mean Iraq. If Iraq falls, then so will Iran" said White House spokesperson and former Foxx anchor person Tawny Snow. It was not pointed out to Mr. Snow that some of Iraq is now under US control. "Then comes Iran, Afghanistan and Russia," he continued.
This has always been the Pearle-Wolfowitz-Kristol doctrine. It holds that if you send an inadequate number of troops into a sovereign nation, you can cause Kaos. Kaos can then be felled by Smart shoes. quiet domes, and two really good agents.
The checkers doctrine holds that if you elect idiots, they will appoint idiots, act like idiots and eventually you will have a state of idiocy. This is what is meant when the administration refers to "nation building."
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