Finding Osama Bin Forgotten
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Disney Studios in a rare streak of true corporate citizenship has joined the effort to find Osama Bin Forgotten. With the launch today of a new ride at Disney World in Orlando Florida and Disneyland Resort in Anaheim California, Disney joins the legions of outraged participants in the political game of yelling "Where's Osama?" at President Bush and Prime Minister Tony Blair.
Nearly as stupid as Bush's declaration of "Mission Accomplished" over 950 days ago, Bush's taunting of Bin Laden as "Public Enemy One" only seemed to embolden the leader. Innumerable terrorist attacks have occurred and the US now faces a humiliating defeat in Iraq.
New Submarine Game
Still all is not lost. Disney believes that Bin Laden may have taken the low road and is employing a submarine to escape the land locked country of Iraq. Indeed, as Disney envisions it in its newest theme park ride, 'Finding Bin Laden', Bin Laden is trapped in the body of a run away goldfish without his dialysis machine and fears for his life.
Salvation comes in the form of a Russian submarine captain played by Sean Connery and his love target Anne Archer. After a prolonged trist in the bunks and a go at Jeopardy, Captain Connery rights his ship, opens the hatch for the tiny fish to enter, rescues it from being eaten by a shark and fillets the goldfish to reveal the by now shrunken Bin Laden.Using water to expand him, the evil Captain revives Bin Laden and uses him and $1 billion dollars to take over the world (until the next sequel).
C.I.A. Game Board Helps Locate Bin Laden
The CIA, not to be outdone, is also trying to get the public involved. It has developed a game board showing the most likely hiding places for Bin Laden. The public is asked to look it over and call the CIA should they locate him at 800 555-1212.
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