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Dover Shore Anglicans Take Lead
    Moving rapidly south through Puntland and into the northern most neighborhoods of Mogadishu, the nuns from the Sisters of Dover Shore repelled numerous attacks from indigenous peoples as well as militant nuns from rival factions. Attempting to get a needed win to tie the Sisters of Athena and force a playoff for the wild-card berth, the nuns used infantry, artillery and cavalry pieces in the sweep of the horn of Africa.
African Campaign in Last "Throes" Like Iraq
    With the African campaign well underway, Sister Maria Rosario said that her convent intended to "flush out the infidels and crush the Greeks and Americans." The Greek Orthodox nuns entered from the largely Catholic Ethiopia and the Roman Catholic nuns entered frfom Catholic Kenya (both show in purple on map).
Muslim Converts at Stake
    According to Rosario, one of the objects at stake are the right to convert the countries over 2 million islamists to the Anglican Church. For their part, the US immediately rejected the notion that the Sisters of Perpetual Motion representing the Roman Catholic church was somehow associated with them. Speaking off the record, a high ranking US official said that "we disavow any knowledge of what is happen in Somalia."
State Department Developing a Middle East Policy
    Six years into the administration, the State department is still developing a policy towards the Middle East. "We don't know whether to take control of it from Greece, Egypt, or East Africa," said an unidentified official. "We think maybe fighting them and then moving only two infantry into the country should be enough. But with all the  fighting going on we may need to roll three dice. It's a big Risk we're taking."