Saddam Well Hung
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Preliminary autopsy results on Saddam Hussein's body were released today by the Iraqi Ministry of Information in Bagdad. Those results suggest that Saddam died from a prolonged erection lasting more than 4 hours for which he did not get immediate medical attention. It does not support the US's claim that he died from a break in his neck from a fall. According to Rachman Pusti the Head of the Ministry, "Mr. Hussein seems to have suffered the fall or was pushed after he had the erectile dysfunction. This makes it unlikely that he died from his recent 'fall'."
Erectile Dysfunction Had Been Longstanding
According to family and relatives, it was widely known through out Iraq that Hussein had erectile dysfunction. It started after he had his testicles removed for cancer many yerars ago. "He was a chronic user of Viagra and would not have done this. He was very knowledgeable," an acquaintance who has intimate knowledge of the details told Fox News. According to US authorities, he also had high blood pressure, took nitrates as needed for angina and occasionally used alcohol. In the US prison, only his medications would be allowed of course.
Deliberate Act to Kill Him
"We think that someone deliberately increased his dose of Viagra knowing it would cause an increased blood flow to the pelvic region, This would lower his blood pressure to very dangerous levels. When he had an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, the other prisoners tried to help but were unable. He called the guards but of course no one could come. He must have gotten up, fallen, and broken his neck as he fell and caught his head on the rope. That is the only plausible explanation for his death. He was deliberately murdered by the infidels who held him prisoner," she said.
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Autopsy Evidence Supports Families' View
According to Pushti, little blue things were found in his stomach as well as fragments of a blood pressure pill and the nitrates. "This could have been Viagra. If it was, it is a deadly combination," he said, "as it often causes priapism (an enlarged penis) that may require surgery if suction does not work." In addition to being a pathologist, Pushti is also the Head of the Urological Program at the University of Iraq in Bagdad.
Blow Came Later
Pushti says the time of death was shortly before 6 AM local time which is about 10 hours after his erection would have started. "This would have drained virtually all the blood out of his head so the the minor break in his neck became immaterial," he added.
US Response: Nonsense
Speaking on behalf of Centcom, and in a Fox News exclusive, Col. Abbu Abbu Aldid said that this whole scenario was 'preposterous'. "First of all, we would never want to kill him. Second of all, our pathologists found an erection but they believe it probably occurred after his fall. Finally, they think he was alive when he caught his neck on the rope and then broke it," he emphatically said.
In any case, the fun in Iraq seems to be unabated as the attacks continued and the 3000th brave and beloved soldier of the US military died today.
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