Aliens Deny Getting Messages From Whitehouse or CIA
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Aliens Deny Getting Messages From Bush or CIA
Alien spokesperson Rod Serling vociferously denied charges yesterday that they were receiving coded messages from the Whitehouse and the Catholic Intelligence Agency (CIA) via Walk/Don't Walk signs scattererd across the country. Mr. Serling was speaking at a Star Trek convention in Tampa Beach, Florida,
He genuinely appeared surprised at the charges and said that they were preposterous. He said that the Bush administration and the Catholic Intelligence Agency were the last two groups Aliens would turn to for "intelligence". "After all," he said, "look at what a fuck up they made of Iraq and the Missing Children of Biafra. I mean invading the wrong country and then outsourcing intelligence to a 'faith based organization'. You call that intelligence?" he added.
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Whitehouse and CIA Under Increasing PressureThe Whitehouse and the Catholic Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been under increasing pressure after they initially said that the signs and program was designed to teach semi-illiterate Americans like our President basic math skills.
This explanation was rapidly proven false when respected scientists, some from the National Academy of Dental Carries, demonstrated that there were hidden messages in the crossing signs. This placed both the government and the CIA on the defensive in explaining the existance of the program. It has been widely known that the CIA was been having difficulty meeting its recruitment goals for field officers ever since the demise of the Clinton administration and the Catholic Church took over.
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