Bush Observes 9/11 With Moment of Silence
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President Bush today acknowleged the tragic events of 9/11 with an extended moment of silence. Speaking at a grammar school in Florida, Bush stopped and almost appeared paralyzed when he was told of the events. Shortly thereafter he excused himself and was wisked off to another undisclosed blue state aboard Air Force One for another campaign stop.
There Bush plotted strategy for the upcoming elections with his closest advisor and confidente Karl Rove. Plans reportedly included an attack on Iraq, development of a "comprehensive war on terror" that would involve secret prisons, suspension of civil liberties and tortue as well as plans to attack the real perpetrator of the attack Osama Bin Forgotten.
"I'm going to be the all terror President," said Bush at a rally in Alabama. "It's going to be terror, terror, terror 24 hours a day. If that won't get me re-elected I don't know what will." A very senior administration source said that the plans included painting the Democrats as weak on terror. "There going to hate the word terror so much until they don't even know what it is," he said. "Hell, we don't even know what it is," he added.
Bush immediately launched plans for an invasion of Iran. When told that there were two countries, Iran and Iraq, and he was supposed to invade Iraq, he reportedly said "what's the difference? They both suck. Damn towel heads."
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