Rice Announces New Partner
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Vociferously denying that she is a lipstick lesbian, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice today announced that she has a new partner. Dressed in a delicious lemon chiffon linen suit and coiffed in a divine new hair style, she told reporters in Washington that her new partner was a career diplomat and not a "new partner".
Rumors Abound
Over the last several months, rumors have circulated throughout the Capitol that Ms. Rice, a single never married female, had a "new partner". "I've come to tell you that they are just that -- idle gossip by the Washington press corp and nothing more. The last thing I would do is hurt my President by carrying on in an unseemly manner."
Rice Seen With The Two Hilarys
When asked about reports that she was seen meeting with Hiliary Clinton (D-NY), Ms. Rice said that she and Mrs. Clinton "work together and often spend nights together but that it's just business. I may even run against her in '08. I do like her new hair style though," she added.
As for the Hilary Rosen, she also said they are working a new partnership. "It's not like Hilary and Hilary are twins or something. We share many things in common but its just a friendly partnership, nothing more," said Secretary Rice. She refused to characterize the relationship further. Ms. Rosen is an outspoken lesbian commentator and frequent guest on Fox News. She did not comment on the relationship or the rumors. Continued...
When asked about reports that she was seen meeting with Hiliary Clinton (D-NY), Ms. Rice said that she and Mrs. Clinton "work together and often spend nights together but that it's just business. I may even run against her in '08. I do like her new hair style though," she added.
As for the Hilary Rosen, she also said they are working a new partnership. "It's not like Hilary and Hilary are twins or something. We share many things in common but its just a friendly partnership, nothing more," said Secretary Rice. She refused to characterize the relationship further. Ms. Rosen is an outspoken lesbian commentator and frequent guest on Fox News. She did not comment on the relationship or the rumors. Continued...
Rice Has Multiple Partners
Press reports have documented Ms. Rice having meetings with multiple women since she became Secretary of State including Whitehouse Counsel Harriet Myers. She often refers to them as my "new partner" or "my good friend" but she denies going any further. Ms. Myers, also a single never married woman, suddenly withdrew her nomination to the U.S. Supreme Court earlier this year when she was undergoing an investigation of her past by the Senate.
Press reports have documented Ms. Rice having meetings with multiple women since she became Secretary of State including Whitehouse Counsel Harriet Myers. She often refers to them as my "new partner" or "my good friend" but she denies going any further. Ms. Myers, also a single never married woman, suddenly withdrew her nomination to the U.S. Supreme Court earlier this year when she was undergoing an investigation of her past by the Senate.
Fingers in the Dike
Ms. Rice defended her actions saying that the Bush administration has so many problems "that I feel like I need to go around putting all my fingers in the dike. These days things are so bad in this administration and our polling so low that there are a lots of dikes that you need to put your fingers into." Tawny Snow, former Foxx News anchor and current Presidential spokesperson said that "President Bush stands behind Condi [Ms. Rice] in everyway."
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