Rated the top destination in Cuba for foreigners, travelers to this remote part of the caribbean aren't attracted by the relatively spartan accommodations. Instead they're drawn to the island location by the reknown warm trade winds that whistle through their small bedroom at night, the running water, daily showers, meals and islamic religious services. On demand, the Camp also offers Christian services.
    But don't kid yourself, life here can be difficult in this little piece of paradise. Some have said that it will turn your life around if you stay here long enough. Some residents have spent years there trying to re-gain their identity and place in the world. Some have even resorted to self-flagellation ala practitioners of Opus Dei to find their raison d'etre.

    One need not go to such extremes of course. The meals alone have been known to cause the pounds to literally melt off. Unfortunately alcohol is not allowed but who needs it with the constant sunshine, oppresive heat, and daily "hose downs"? Delirium and disorientation set in fairly quickly after you arrive.

    Also, don't bother bringing a change of clothes. The Camp encourages all its guest to dress alike in matching orange jump suits. It makes it easier on laundry day. But do note your size (in European dimensions) as the clothing are all unisex.

    There is no application process. If you're interested in attending, simply text the message "I am a tearist" to 666 on your cell phone. After a review of your phone logs, internet usage, and recent purchases, government officials will contact you if you qualify. Transportation is provided for free. Adios.