Fox Announces It Will Broadcast Reality
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Moveover American Idle. Here comes 'Reality'. In a stunning move that left rival broadcasters speechless, Fox announced that it will begin broadasting reality shows 24 hours a day. After watching its ratings drop with the popularity of President Bush, officials at Fox decided a change was necessary.
Fox's Dropping Ratings
"We can't delude ourselves into thinking we're doing a good job," said Peter Chernobyl. "People are voting with their feet or more correctly their channel changers. With Tawny [Snow] going over to the Whitehouse, we just thought it was a good time for a makeover. Think of it as an 'extreme makeover'," he said chuckling.
Chernobyl has presided over one disaster after another on Fox. Since he took over as President, Chernobyl has been responsible for Fox News, Head Cases, Killer Confidential, Bernie Mac, Arrested Development, Fastlane, Andy Richter..., The Grubbs, and Married by America to mention a few shows.
No More Infomercials from Whitehouse
Speaking off the record, Chernobyl said that America had tired of its persistent rose colored view of the administration. He added that Fox would take a look at some of the programming coming from the Whitehouse. "We're just not going to put up informercials anymore like we used to."
Reality Will Be New for Fox
Apparently Fox will initially try imitating the other major broadcasters by following them around in trucks and doing what they do. "We've never done this before. Reality is something new for us. We're going to have to start all over but it will be fun," said one Fox staffer.
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