Cheney Reaffirms: Iraqi Insurgents in "Last Throws" Again
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Riding a wave of popular support for his performance in Operation Iraqi Freedom, Vice-President Cheney reaffirmed that the insurgency is its "last throws." With polls showing that his approval rating has reached double digits, Cheney, speaking to John King on CNN said "in fact we're making very significant progress. There's no doubt in my mind that we're going to win. We will prevail in Iraq. We will prevail in Afghanistan. And I think the evidence is there for anybody who wants to look at it."
There is evidence to support Cheney's assertion. According to him, top secret CIA documents that were leaked to the press yesterday by the President show that the number of insurgents using their left hands to throw explosive devices at U.S. troops has increased five fold. "This is proof positive that our strategy is working. We've been deliberately making our soldiers targets so that the insurgents will tire out their arms throwing bombs at us. We don't think their just recruiting left handed insurgents," Cheney added.
When Will the Troops Come Home
Asked by John King of CNN when our soldiers will be coming home, Cheney remarked "soon, One of the criteria for our troops to come home is when all the insurgents have shoulder problems. The more rotator cuff injuries we see, the better. It's not like there's a plethora of hospitals around Iraq where they can get the surgery they need to repair these injuries. Halliburden has failed to build them. It's all part of our grand scheme call 'Operation Victory'. We've really turned things around. Now we're going to try and win and Halliburden is going to try and live up to its contracts. It's going to be llike the L.A. Clippers. You'll see," Cheney reiterated.
Since that statement was made, four Russian diplomats have been siezed, 25 Iraqis were executed gangland style out side Mosul, anorther 9 were seriously wounded in Basra, and 12 U.S soldiers have been kill including two in a "barbaric manner". It is estimated that over 100 Iraqi civilians have been killed in the unrelenting violence.
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